“Well, somebody has to arrange the matches,
Young people can't decide these things themselves.
She might bring someone wonderful, someone interesting, well off, and important!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match!!”
Ok, so maybe I’m not as much a matchmaker as I am a wingman, but this was definitely my role for the weekend. Three for three in one night with my girlfriends! I’m just going to come out and say it, I’m AWESOME!
A few memorable quotes from all of the shenanigans…
S: Alright, we need a plan.
B: Well, normally I would just wear a lower cut shirt but obviously that isn’t an option.
(There may or may not have been an attempt to lower ones cardigan before initiating said plan)
SK: I just bumped into a poll and apologized….
(She claims to be completely sober since she was drinking water all night, but I think she may have still been drunk from our little escapade the night before.)
J: I should wear sweats to the bar more often.
(J was a trooper and came to the bar after her indoor soccer game, I think her sporty glow and bandana is what helped her land her hottie!)
Please look out for my new reality show this fall on Bravo, Media Girls Matchmaker! :)
Hahaha well-played, Matchmaker!
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